1. romerosaurusrex:

     ARTWORK BY Mary

  2. (Source: chubbythecorgi)

  3. thejunglenook:

    khaleesri:

    "no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

    This joke is lethal

  4. amberisntacrayon:

    I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

  5. Careers by Zodiac Sign →

    trippyhit:

    adam-rikard:

    shardofsong:

    stupiddogwalkers:

    simply-terrific:

    chihorihiro:

    I cried

    Fucking crazy I want to be a sportscaster so badly 

    OMG I AM A TAURUS AND I LOVE TO TEACH WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

    THEY GOT ME RIGHT AS A SCORPIO but i also want to be a dentist

    wow that was 100% accurate. I really wanted to be either a counselor or a psychiatrist 

    (Source: ridinghi)

  6. ladderboss:

    send this to your friends when they’re sad

    (Source: danksouls2)

  7. sp0tlessmiind:

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

YES.

    sp0tlessmiind:

    thescarletwoman:

    mennaoawad:

    riddle me that, mankind

    THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

    YES.

    (Source: veganmenna)

  8. (Source: spncastdaily)

  9. fartgallery:

    If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

  10. guy:

    sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

    (Source: guy)