1. bukkakehokage:

    girl: spank me daddy

    me: I am not ready to be a father

  2. sadistwolf:

    sky-loons:

    phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

    sevvey6:

    morbidamusement:

    captain-snark:

    bananamerlin:

    maderadearquitecto:

    Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

    imagine banging someone on that table

    imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

    noooooo stop

    Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

    What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

    This went from being inappropriate, to being scary an to just being something sad…

    Welcome to tumblr ,where we can make cool post into sad one

    (Source: rialxoan)

  3. bring-me-back-to-wonderland:

x

    bring-me-back-to-wonderland:

    x

  4. parkingstrange:

    I think this picture as a whole represents how I imagine anon hate
    image

  5. faithsuperfab:

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks


i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

    faithsuperfab:

    vvankinq:

    #NotAllDucks

    i just had to reblog this for the face tbh

    (Source: humorstop)

  6. Nine Worst Things about College →

    ethanovrkyl:

    ihuntshadows:

    thisaintaroomfullofsuicide:

    legend-of-siena:

    jeannettehigginbotham:

    image

    I took care of all that shit in high school.

    Good thing I’m living with my parents…

    I read this and I was laughing because this is my life already and the hangovers thing doesn’t even count because i can’t even drink alcohol therefore it’s more like the 8 worst things about college that actually apply to my life now as a high school senior anyway so I think i can handle it (even the roommate thing-i have a sister)

    I feel that most of the stuff on it is over hyped.

    This coming from someone who is going to be an RA this fall.

    But freshman dorm bathrooms are the worst.

    You’ll spend your nights wondering how they got it on the ceiling.

    And it missed the part about the ultra sensitive smoke detectors and the one dumbass that sets it off at
    4 in the morning because he forgot to add water to his easy Mac, resulting in a building wide evacuation :|

  7. jaclcfrost:

    some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

  8. (Source: facundocontreras)

  9. comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

    comicshans:

    supervillan skeleton

  10. dutchster:

    dutchster:

    (Source: d0gbl0g)